Riley: Mama, how do you spell piffle?
Me: Piffle is not a word.
Riley: yes it is
Me: Do you mean pickle?
Riley: No
Me: Can you use it in a sentence?
Riley: What does that mean?
Me: For example, I put a pickle on my hamburger.
Riley: Oh, ok. HOW DO YOU SPELL PIFFLE?
Crazy kid?!?!?!
